July 2, 2010
FML: How stupid can you get?
It was Sunday night. I was going home after attending my cousin’s wedding reception. Walking up to the car, I started searching for my keys in the pocket. I brought along a lot of other junk like an MP3 player and earphones which bulked up my pockets a lot. I also had my wallet, a small notebook, my mobile phone and a handkerchief. Well my keys was with the pocket with the phone so I placed my phone on the roof of the car as I searched for my keys. I found my keys, opened the door. I took of my suit I was wearing cause it was unbelievably hot in the parking lot. After getting comfy, I drove off home. I forgot my phone on the roof. FML.
Amazingly, my phone clung on after driving to several interchanges and several turns. I think I noticed something drop off to the side of the car much later but didn’t really think it was anything. I only realized I left my phone on the roof when I was just a couple of minutes away from home and turning back would take another half hour. I found out about the travels of my roof clinging phone on the next day when my girl friend told me someone texted her that he had the phone and I had to go to his area (slums) to pick it up. No way am I going to the slums. I might pay more than the phone is worth.
This is what happens when you’re stupid. How stupider can I get?
